While visiting the NHS (Britain's National Health Services), I happened to have this conversation on my way out from the Dr. visit:
Me: Oh, one more thing. I have this mole on the shoulder and I think my bag has iritated it. It hurts a bit and seems weird. Can you take a look at it?
Doc: Hm, let me take a look. Oh, that is not a mole. That is a skin tag. I know it is brown like a mole, but it is not a mole.
Me {raised brow}: Really?
Doc: Yes, nothing to worry about. They are benign. You can just pick it off.
{easily 30 seconds of silence as I processes this information, most likely with one squinty eye}
Doc: Well, I mean I can send you to a specialist and he can shave it off for you, but that may scar. Generally we tell people to pick them off with their fingernail.
{more silence ... my mouth may have been hanging open, probably two squinty eyes}
Me: Did you say "pick it off"?
Doc: Yeah, it may take a while and may bleed a bit since that's a big one.
Doc{after settling in that I as a foreigner may not be accustomed to this more cost effective solution}: Or, if that bothers you I guess you could go to the specialist.
Me: Um, no. Thanks. I guess I'll see how it goes.
What??? Really??? The pros and cons of social medicine. Free advice.
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